hahaahaha

but what kind of position will this benefit you to apply for???
LOL

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Originally posted by BANDIT hahaahaha but what kind of position will this benefit you to apply for??? LOL

ill answer THAT question:

NONE

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Originally posted by Durafei Just thought it was funny: The following 4 questions are used by employer agencies all over the world to find the smartest candidates. Question 1: How would you put giraffe into a refigerator? Correct Answer: Open the fridge, put giraffee there and close the fridge. Note: This question allows the employer to see whether you have tendency to find too complicated solutions for simple problems. Question 2: How would you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Incorrect Answer: Open the fridge, put an elephant there and close the fridge. Correct Answer: Open the fridge, take out the giraffe, put an elephant there, close the fridge. Note: This question allows the employer to see whether you consider consequences of your previous actions before making a decision. Question 3: Lion gathered all animals for a meeting. Every animal showed up, except one. Which animal didn't show? Correct Answer: Elephant didn't show up. He is in the fridge, remember? Note: This question tests your memory. OK. Even if you got those wrong, you still have a chance to redeem yourself with this last question. Question 4: You need to cross a wide river which is full of crocodiles? How would you do that? Correct answer: Swim. Crocodiles are at the meeting with the lion. Note: This question allows the employer to see if you can learn from your mistakes.

there is no way a giraffe or an elephant would fit in any fridge...also the second question isn't worded to follow up on question on "a fridge" not "the fridge" this implies that it can be any fridge (xcept ralph)...but this is obviously a joke so it doesnt really matter.

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Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee ill answer THAT question: NONE

wrong! Zoo Keeper!

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Originally posted by trancearmada wrong! Zoo Keeper!

D'OH

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