Today, my mom brought my great-grandmother to visit me. My Granna is 92 and I never see her except at funerals and weddings so I was real surprised to get a visit from her. I was totally shocked when she started to scold me for upsetting that old lady who hit my car (I already told you bout that old lady driver who sideswiped my car a couple weeks ago.) This is the main part of the convo….

Granna: why for you get ticket for Strega Rosa?

Me: what are you talking about?

Mom: the accident you had a couple weeks ago, the other driver was Rosa Ianniello, don’t you remember her?

Me: sure I remember her, she hit me

Granna: but why for you get her ticket?

Me: Granna, she was driving the wrong way and she hit me, that’s why she got a ticket. I didn’t have anything to do with that!

Granna: but she is strega! She don’t get ticket.

Me: what’s up with that! She’s old and can’t drive for shit!

Granna: she is strega, she has the ‘eye’

Me: well, her ‘eye’ didn’t work for her that time, BECAUSE SHE HIT ME!

Then, both my mom and my granna grabbed their rosaries and started in crying and crossing themselves, praying to the Holy Mother to save our family from the witch!
OMG well I was praying too….SAVE ME FROM MY CRAZY ITALIAN FAMILY!!

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You're right ... I don't particularly believe this one. Wtf is a strega?

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Originally posted by occrider You're right ... I don't particularly believe this one. Wtf is a strega?

Werd what is a strega?


And are you sure that it wasnt your fault No offense intended but i wisit italy alot and if i thought people cant drive where i live i was in mortal danger every time i crossed the italian border It was bad enough to try to survive small cities like trieste or Monfalcone, im afraid to wisit Milan or something like that

Just a little rant becouse an italian bumped my car last weekend ... ill get over it eventualy

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Originally posted by cammie Then, both my mom and my granna grabbed their rosaries and started in crying and crossing themselves, praying to the Holy Mother to save our family from the witch! OMG well I was praying too….SAVE ME FROM MY CRAZY ITALIAN FAMILY!!

Bwahahaha. Yeah my grandma gets like that a little as well. The superstitious type. She has the LOUDEST voice I have ever heard period. It's OW to my ears! Family, love em or hate em they're strange sometimes.

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lol a strega are old people that cant drive

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What a Cafone! what can i say ur up against an old ppl alliance.

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crazy crazy!!! italians :P

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Originally posted by cammie my mom

FFS! "Mom." Goddamit its "MUM." Dam Americans butchering a decent language. Get it right!

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Originally posted by cammie Today, my mom brought my great-grandmother to visit me. My Granna is 92 and I never see her except at funerals

ok, for those of us who have just woken up, that can be taken in the wrong way

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike FFS! "Mom." Goddamit its "MUM." Dam Americans butchering a decent language. Get it right!

It's funny. I have a friend in Canada, and he says 'mum' too.

If you really want to go redneck, you can say, "ma."

As in:

"Ma the pigs needs a butcherin'."

strega is a which i guess

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