Oh man, anyone watching this show right now? I'm embarassed to be admitting that I'm watching it but damn, I'm pissing my pants with laughter. I'm face is drenched in tears right now, it's fooken hilarious!
The premise of the show is this girl lisa is looking for a someone to marry, so thousands of twats come on to audition. It's one of those reality for love or for money show where the guys can choose the million dollars or take love instead.
Lisa has these two crazy biotches for friends who has to help her choose. Watching some of the guys tell these 2 crazy broads off is priceless!
The auditions are a total piss as it's obvious that some of these guys just want to be on TV.
Some of the whackos include this crazy black guy coming on and not saying a word and just doing some trippy kung-fu shit going crazy. A 48 yr old grandpa comes on dressed as a gladiator Another dude who brings a sword to the audition but wouldn't let any of the girls 'touch' it.WTF?? LOL!! and other crazy shit.
Some of the twats are soo cheesy it's unreal. Also the show is hosted by Simon of American Idols. God bless America.
Next week's episode looks like it's going to be another Bachelor episode as the contestants have been selected, so it might not be so good. But I'm just pissin' my pants right now.
Jul-17-2003 03:06
psychosomatica
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It is hands down THE FUNNIEST AND BEST reality television show I've ever seen.
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Jul-17-2003 03:34
Emil
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The auditions part of the show is hilarious. Did you see that one guy who had to be escorted out by security?
Oh, that guy who talks like Arnold, I've seen him on the dating show "Blind Date" and another dating show.
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i watched it tonight and feel ashamed. what trash. i feel bad for the guys. and quite honestly, for the girl. her blond friend is a fucking psycho hose beast power tripping bitch. i just want to hit her in the face repedly with a tin can.
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Jul-17-2003 06:05
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LMAO, i was watching it at the gym.
I got scared once the guys started taking their clothes off and ran back home to pay to God in hopes that hell bless my blinded eyes
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Jul-17-2003 06:15
Trancewave
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Location: Toronto
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Originally posted by cycloptor
i watched it tonight and feel ashamed. what trash. i feel bad for the guys. and quite honestly, for the girl. her blond friend is a fucking psycho hose beast power tripping bitch. i just want to hit her in the face repedly with a tin can.
why feel sorry for the guys? It's obvious that they are not serious about it. Like c'mon, you audition to marry this chick who you don't even know rather than take a million bucks? Like seriously...
These guys are just geting a kick being on TV and they're having a great time doing it. If something like this were to happen here I would seriously consider auditioning. It'll be a riot!
Jul-17-2003 13:48
Alexandr
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Registered: May 2003
Location: Eastern US
This is a funny show. Laura and Simon are the best things going for the show!
Right now alot of my favorite summer shows happen to be reality-based... between Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, this, and the Amazing Race. Sex and the City is still the best summer show though!
Watching some of the guys tell these 2 crazy broads off is priceless!
