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This is the ultimate... I nearly vomited from laughing after reading this one:
"Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?
The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking? Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if you didn't have a face that people rub tree branches on to make ugly sticks. No, come to think of it, you would.
Finally, take a look at this map. See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live."
buwhahahahah
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 Proud member of the "Filthy Zionist" coalition 
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Anyone want to learn some dutch swearwords?
