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"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 7, 2059
at the age of 84 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (21%)
Cancer (14%)
Horrible Accident (14%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
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