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That was fun...

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It has to start somewhere,
It has to start sometime,
What better place then here?
What better time than now?
--Rage Against the Machine

You rotten nasty people. You suck! I went looking for Michael's website and found your fat website instead. fudgefuck! How can you say these things about Michael? Do you believe everything you read in Hustler? You are just jealous because you can't kill the way Michael does. And how can you make fun of his looks? Your leg isn't so hot! Michael never blowed any kids; He loves kids! It's because he never had a childhood of his own. I know this is true because my cousin is friends with Birtney Spears. So I know the truth! Why are you such a hater? You must be a stupid person. You must really love him to hate him the way you do. I am so mad about your article, if I ever saw your retarted face, and your hideous ass, I would shoot you! You cocksucker! Michael is the greatest singer, even better than NSync. What have you done that is so great? I hope you get wasted by flesh-eating Thriller zombies!

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Great fun!

You are just jealous because you can't taking a piss the way Michael does.
Your ball isn't so hot!
You must be a yibbeda yibbeda person.
I am so mad about your article, if I ever saw your wheehee face, and your hideous nosehair, I would shot you! You doggypoo!

This one is great:
I hope you get farted by flesh-eating Thriller zombies!