My birthday's tomorrow, and my mom just e-mailed me saying "we can decide when you can turn your birthday present on"
Maybe it's a calculator.
She got you a prostitute
Vibrator?
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The AAA Membership (roadside assistance company, for non-US members) makes sense now.
Sounds more like a computer to me.
quote:Originally posted by occrider Vibrator? i second that
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quote:Originally posted by trite Sounds more like a computer to me. I already have my own 1.8ghz laptop (last year's present).
Sybian
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a TV
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Tune in, turn on, rock out You're getting an alarm clock !
You're killin' me here!! My Mom isnt one to play MEAN jokes like that (ie say something that makes me believe I'm getting a car, but then give me a CD player). :/
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