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Thierry
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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Canadian to American joke

Sorry if it's already been posted, I found it quite funny:

Breakfast at Tim Horton's

A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a Tim Horton's, when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

The Canadian man ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"

"Of course."

The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a big container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."

The American had a smirk on his face.

The Canadian listened in silence.

The American persisted. "Do ya eat jelly with the bread?"

Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Canada."

The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"

The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."

The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with t he condoms once you've used them?"

"We throw them away, of course," said the American.

Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States."

Ain't it great to be C A N A D I A N !!!


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J.L.
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada

hehe gooo canada!!

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HyPeRSoNiC
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Yavne, Israel

HAHA
LOVED IT!!!


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DJPrototypeX
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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Chicago (CTA#25)

LMAo...thas a classic...

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djshan
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bring on the immigrants.......... go canada go!!

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SynthTrance
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Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Markham

w00t Canada kicks azz

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whiskers
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Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams

"SCREW YOU CANADA!"


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Mellow Yellow
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Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Calgary
Behold, my arse.

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
"SCREW YOU CANADA!"




LOL

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Orbax
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Registered: Apr 2002
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wanna hear another joke?





Canada

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Essential1
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Brampton

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
wanna hear another joke?





Canada


I got a better joke:





BUSH


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Magimaster
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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Vancouver

quote:
Originally posted by Essential1
I got a better joke:





BUSH


I SAY 0wnedz0r!!!!!!!!!11!1!1one!11!one!1


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Yan
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Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:
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I SAY 0wnedz0r!!!!!!!!!11!1!1one!11!one!1




No offense, of course. You just sound really stupid "attempting to make fun of" that statement. Or maybe it's the fact that you ARE stupid, and you really thought that saying that would be funny... Oh well. No offense...

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