A Marine stationed in Afghanistan receives a letter from his girlfriend back home. It reads as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you
twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to both of us. I'm
sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asks his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, haunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky includes all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies. There
were 57 photos in that envelope ...along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your
picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

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rofl nice

To Becky:

quote:

Originally posted by DJYaNiK To Becky:

Those 'owned' pics are so cool!!!

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Isnt that a old joke from Mash 4077?

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Livet er en lang lort....
Jeg tager bare større bider end andre.

I think you might be right....at least one of those old military shows...I remember seeing it.

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"I'd like to buy a techno song."

quote:

Originally posted by Munken Isnt that a old joke from Mash 4077?

dunno, got it from a buddy of mine..

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hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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It has to start somewhere,
It has to start sometime,
What better place then here?
What better time than now?
--Rage Against the Machine

nice

lmao.. nice joke

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"At that moment the Chosen One learned a powerfull lesson about iron claws: They hurt like crap man!"

Poor Sod

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(TRANCE RADIO EUROPE)

owned

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"Wenn du dich zum Untergrund zählst, reicht es nicht, es nur zu sagen. Du musst auch viel graben, um es zu werden."