How to be Annoying...

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

3. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

4. Sniffle incessantly.

5. Name your dog "Dog."

6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

8. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

9. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

10. Drum on every available surface.

11. Honk and wave to strangers

12. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

13. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

14. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

15. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

16. dont use any punctuation either

17. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

18. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

19. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

20. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

21. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

22. Sing the lamb chop neverending song over and over again.

23. Mow your lawn with scissors.

24. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

25. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

26. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

27. Never make eye contact.

28. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

29. Never break eye contact.

30. Stare at strangers just for the heck of it.

31. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.

32. Sing along at the opera.

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nah, the best way, whenever someone tries speaking go 'bwah' loud, and each time they try it do it, and it usually pisses them off

BAH i used to do that me and my friends all the time... idiots

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Originally posted by Trance Effect 25. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

I hav done this as a dare. They weren't impressed

1. Everytime a freind of yours is trying to eat, take that specific moment to start a conversation with that person.


2.Constantly act like your about to pick your nose fickle with it alot.. And touch things.. Especialy when your friends are looking.

3. grab paper and constently rip it SLOooooooooooooowly like in Langoliers.. That will really fuckin piss people off.

4. Constantly grab your crotch and adjust your nutz as much as possible..

5.Flick ears.. CONSTANTLY


6.Tell your freinds you wanna hang out. when they come to pick you up wear a nice flower shirt tucked in a set of JNCO street sweepers elephant jeans and some UGLY ass GBX boots.. ohh dont forget a white belt.. I gaurentee that the car will come to a dead stop and your asss will get kicked out the vehicle so quick.

7.Do number 6 everytime your friends go to pick you up.


8.Constanly Cut farts.. and afterwards giggle*. That really fukkin pisses people off.

9 ACT like U KNOW MORE THEN EVERYBODY ELSE.. ESPECIALLY WHEN U DONT KNOW JACK SHIIT this one might get your head knocked off.

10take shits in your freinds bathrooms and dont flush the toilet.

11when your flippin channels and your freinds say "OH SNAP" what was that!? Say It was Flipper the cute lil dolphin.. and when they say NO u dick not that! that other thing! go bacK!! then say.. No it was flipper Fuk that I aint going back.. and when they say NO BITCH NOT FLIPPER WHEN THE FUK DID U SEE FLIPPER? I MENT XOXO NOW GO BACK!!.. keep persisting that it was flipper and dont stop... this one might also get u hit.

12keep cutting the cheese.

13bea HATER.. ABOUT EVERYTHING.. Thats ugly.. that sucks.. thats wack.. that smells. no its not.. fuk that.. fuk this. fuk you. fuk him. fuk her... fuk fuk fukity fuk fuk fuk..

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Nice things, seen some before but gave me a laugh still

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tee hee, if i ever saw someone do any of those things, i'd laugh my arse off

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9 ACT like U KNOW MORE THEN EVERYBODY ELSE.. ESPECIALLY WHEN U DONT KNOW JACK SHIIT this one might get your head knocked off.

That one I see it all the time

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pretend your dead on the internet

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roflmfao!!!! im guilty of all of those!

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33. Post a stupid thread like this on an internet message board.

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Originally posted by joeh152 pretend your dead on the internet

And make people worry about you over nothing.

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