Gonna start off a story and will suddenly end it... All you TA's have to add to it one after the other to make a neverending screwed up story...........





So there I was walking throught the forest when suddenly..............

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Hang on to all the great moments in life, cause you never know when they may end..

quote:

Originally posted by smilin_jack_03 So there I was walking throught the forest when suddenly..............

...I had a heart attack and died.


End.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

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(riiiiiiiiiiiiiiing)
Phone goes off ....and u wake up. as u look around u notice a beautiful blonde laying right next to u and u think......

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You ain't no daisy, no daisy at all

Or was it???????

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Tick tick tick tick boom.

...and then all of a sudden.....









you realise....








that beautiful blonde was your mother

and has a duck that likes to molests hamsters in the middle of the

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Good Girls go to Heaven, Naughty Girls go to London


Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

dancefloor, while listening to dumonde

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"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And im gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. NOW, wake the fuck up!"

The saber tooth duck looks at u and licks it lips. U get the stange feeling that u might be breakfast.

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Originally posted by digitalbreach ............ (riiiiiiiiiiiiiiing) Phone goes off ....and u wake up. as u look around u notice a beautiful blonde laying right next to u and u think......

...is this a blonde or a young fireman in uniform...and it is a fireman...

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Yeah…you like to get cookie…a lot…you like the cookie when its late at night….you like the way the cookie tastes, you like the way the cookie smells….you like how the cookie makes you feel…can I have a bite of your cookie – COOKIE DOUGH DYNAMO!

MOSCHINO LOVES YOU...

*ignoring moschino's post* keep it organized...

Then you get a knife and threaten the duck with it...

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"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And im gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. NOW, wake the fuck up!"

you reach into your jeans pocket, pull out a lighter, bend over let rip the hugest fart and light it.....

...you're in k-hole...

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Yeah…you like to get cookie…a lot…you like the cookie when its late at night….you like the way the cookie tastes, you like the way the cookie smells….you like how the cookie makes you feel…can I have a bite of your cookie – COOKIE DOUGH DYNAMO!

MOSCHINO LOVES YOU...