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Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
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Re: NRL GRAND FINAL - Panthers v Roosters
| quote: | Originally posted by matt_a
FORGET TRANCE THIS WEEKEND! SOMETHING BIGGER IS ON!!
Well East vs West
Rich vs Poor
Latte vs Nescafe
It's been dubbed many things. However I think it's gonna be a cracker of a match! Best defensive side vs Best attacking side. I am fully gettin G-ed up for this one. Got my ticket, find me in Aisle 143, Row 38, Seat 42.
And of course my tip is those MIGHTY PENRITH PANTHERS.
(ALso found these stereotype lists. I thought both were hilarious!)
You know you're a Penrif Panfers supprter when
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: "Hey, watch
this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: "Carn
panfers."
10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right
off its wheels.
11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.
15. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A SYDNEY ROOSTERS SUPPORTER WHEN:
1. Your players have matching Knee and Shoulder strapping that doesn't
clash
with the team Uniform.
2. You're disappointed that the coffee at the Stadium Kiosk is not
imported
from some wealthy farmer in an exotic Third World Country.
3. You grimace every time a scrum packs down just thinking of the
damage it will do to your team's hairstyles.
4. Your preference in poultry mysteriously changes when the Roosters
start
losing games, Oh how I love those Swans and vice versa.
5. Your Studio Apartment is the equivalent in price to 2 Mansions in
Penrith.
6. A Land Rover or equivalent 4WD is a must for conquering the
unforgiving
terrain between Rose Bay and Bondi.
7. The Roosters are a bit of trivial entertainment between the Super
12 Rugby and the Head of the River Rowing Competition.
8. You have a wealth of friends, One's on $150K, another is on $300K,
another is on....
9. You have a Private School Emblem sticker on the back of your car to
remind the Chauffeur where to pick the kids up from.
10. You consider the trip to Telstra Stadium in Homebush an Outback
Adventure into the Wild West (Thank god for that Landrover).
11. You do occasionally get amongst the common people, with windows
securely
shut on the way down to the snow (Landrover to the rescue again).
12. A Friday night out consists of going to an overpriced bar in an
overpriced suit, boasting about your overhyped profession and pulling
overpriced women.
13. Your inflated ego is counterbalanced by your 5 centimetre mobile
phone.
14. Red, blue and White goes with more outfits than Black, Red, Yellow
and
Green.
15. A Roosters Jersey is acceptable apparel only when worn over your
designer Skivvy for quick disposal after the game.
16. A touch judge is an official determining the best biceps on Mardi
Gras.
17. You complain that the Salary Cap needs to be increased so you can
snatch
that lovely looking Ryan Girdler and Michael De Vere.
(Reply from a Roosters supporter "Landrover, HA. Talk about old, just get a BMW X5")
GO THE PANTHERS!! |
I think we have this on sky, who should I support & look out for 
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Oct-03-2003 12:25
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tubby
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: sydney
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17 seasons on, us parramatta fans still suffer. Therefore, following the australian tradition of claiming near neighours as our own when required, C"mon panthers
still won't erase the pain of 2001 tho
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Oct-04-2003 02:39
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Philby
Statement: Die, meatbag!

Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Oct-04-2003 08:34
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matt_a
... Do To You ...

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Sydney
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Oct-04-2003 14:27
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