Weirdos & Strange People
I was sat outside the post office the other day,
and i looked up and i noticed that this bloke with an anorack was walking really fast straight towards me, and he was staring straight into my eyes, so i got up cos i thought that he was gonna clout me one, he stopped suddenly right infront of me (What he said will go to my grave with me!) he said:
"CATS HAVE KITTENS, DOGS HAVE PUPPIES, PIGS HAVE PIGLETS SHEEP HAVE LAMBS"
and then he walked off, im like i think that he was a bit simple,
I was cycling back from work one morning and this short bloke with grey jogging bottoms up over his belly and a hair in a pony tail,
started shouting abuse at me then later that week i saw him in town, and he was talking to himself, and swearing at ppl and then he bent over and started thumping his ass 
Me and me Gf were also walking to the train station one day, and walking along a busy road, i noticed this tall thick looking bloke walking in the opposite direction on the other side of the road, we were having a joke and laughing, and that bloke stopped and started to mouth at us, i didnt know what he said cos he was on the other side of the road, then he started to follow us and then started to run im like just cos he thought we were laughing at HIM!
weird FUCKHEAD!!
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