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razzi
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Registered: Sep 2003
Location: new york
train tracks joke

a random joke that i thought was funny. (yeah i know i am a sick bastard. but at least i accept it)


a guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "you won't believe what happened. i was taking a short cut along the railway track, and i found a girl tied to it. i untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.

his friend replies, "that's great: did you get a blow job?"

he replies: oh no, i never found her head.


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HyPeRSoNiC
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Yavne, Israel

damn!!!! I'm gonna eat in 20 minutes...... I shouldn't have read this one
good one though


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Chris Crossland
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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: London

Entensity.net??


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N|te-L|fe
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Registered: May 2003
Location: Quebec

lol !! ewwww

macabre


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Trance-Canada
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Registered: May 2001
Location: Calgary

haha, yeah thats sick, but hellafunny.

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Killabee
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Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Münster - Germany | GTA #75

Wtf lol

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Streakfury
Angrily Running Naked



Registered: Mar 2002
Location: 11th Dimension

Hehe, that is pretty sick. I've got another one:

Q: What do you call an epileptic in a bush??
A: Russel

That's bad I know, prolly read it on here as well. No offense intended!!


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Lumps
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Registered: Jun 2003
Location: nershide

Q :: What do you do if an epileptic is having a fit in a bathtub?

A :: Throw your laundry in.

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dr me
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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Perth, Australia

nice jokes


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DR86
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Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Neither Here Nor There {NYTA/DCTA}

LOL!

you guys are going to hell


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razzi
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Registered: Sep 2003
Location: new york

quote:
Originally posted by DrummeRaver86
LOL!

you guys are going to hell



probably, but at least we'll go laughing


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