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New virusses on the lose
The AlGore virus ~ Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting
The Clinton virus ~ Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory
The Bob Dole virus ~ Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky virus ~ Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did
The Ronald Reagan virus ~ Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
The Mike Tyson virus ~ Quits after two bytes
The Oprah Winfrey virus ~ Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb
The Jack Kevorkian virus ~ Deletes all old files
The Ellen Degeneres virus ~ Disks can no longer be inserted-changes the RAM
The Pozac virus ~ Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
The Joey Buttafuoco virus ~ Only attacks minor files
The Lorena Bobbit virus ~ Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows
The Arnold Schwarzenegger virus ~ Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
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