whoolllyyy f****CCCckKK, so i just came from a party high (weed) and high as i write this

and i enter my condo lobby.

right beside the buzzer phone i see a little white piece of paper with taped - obviously done by a tenant with this exact message:

WHATEVER
a night of ambiguous debochery
buzz #324


i gotta say a part of me was real tempted... would you have?


and i swear to god, i am not making this up, i am as stunned as you are (presumably : p)

yes feel free to comment if you think im crazy but i'll just go listen to so good uplifting and psy trance

i put that on your tenants door.

Go for it!

I'm sure 80 year old Mrs. Henderson in Room 324's been real lonely since her husband died.

btw, what i really meant was that i wasn't so much tempted to go up there, but just to buzz just to laugh at whatever the person had to say

okay so im crazy, but im forgiven for being high right ?!

u gotta be kidding me, that is fucked up

wank off, then go to sleep, you won't regret not buzzing

btw scan it if u can, i gotta see this

holy shit!!! for real?! you think i should go down there right now and take a pic? i dont have a digital camera though, it'd be a while

who cares man, how often does something like this happen? go down there and take a couple, from 2 different angles or something, incase 1 fucks up

do it, you won't regret it, besides, it's proof of your story for the future

okay fuck my parents are up watching tv and i need a damn good exuse to just want to leave my apartment at 2am for 3 mins, im scared : P

edit:

haha i see a 'how old are you' question coming, 20 but still strict parents and no im not a pussy but still, im trying to think of something reasonable to say

holy fuck r u retarded? just say u want some fresh air or something

if u have a balcony, say u need a little walk, take the photos, and come back 10 minutes later, to simulate "the walk of fresh air"

now get going before the note disappears, seriously

this is the type of pic that be circulating on the internet cuz its so funny and odd

yes sir! haha, take it easy man, you have to admit it is a little odd to want some fresh air after you just came home from being out for 6 hours, but take it easy, im thinking in slo mot. man! im sorry : P

haha classic ! just go and check who the hell the person is


it could be funny as hell

NO EXCUSES, NOW MOVE YOUR ARSE YOU LAZY JACKASS!!!!!!!

btw, why not fresh air? you've had a long night, and for some reason feel a bit nauseous....

bottom line, do it NOW b 4 its too late - just bloody leave the room if u cant think of anything, as long as the pics are taken, and u can explain to them after that you were feeling nauseous or something