THIS is the model beauty six bachelors try desperately to bed in a new reality show — unaware she was born a MAN.
The hapless lads spend weeks battling to seduce the South American stunner in Sky One series There’s Something About Miriam.
But while viewers know her secret from the start, the boys only discover the truth after Miriam picks the winner, then lifts her skirt to reveal a full set of wedding tackle.
One embarrassed contestant was so furious at the shock revelation that he PUNCHED the show’s producer.
Now all six fellas have launched a legal bid to stop the humiliating show going on air. They are also suing TV bosses for sexual assault.
Miriam is a pre-op transsexual, often called a shemale, which means she still has male genitalia.
But her suitors — who include an aspiring actor, an ex-lifeguard and ski instructor, a chef and a Royal Marine Commando — know nothing about this as they kiss, cuddle and grope her on screen.
A Sky insider said: “Miriam and the lads are all filmed 24 hours a day at a luxury villa in Ibiza.
“The boys have to do whatever they can to impress her before she picks her favourite.
“And at the end of the two weeks, she breaks the shock news that she is a transsexual. It’s the lads’ worst nightmare.”
But the fuming contestants, who fear they will be a laughing stock, have hired celebrity law firm Schillings to bring legal action against Sky and production company Brighter Pictures.
They intend to sue for conspiracy to commit a sexual assault, because they didn’t consent to be kissed and fondled by a man.
They are also determined to sue for defamation, breach of contract and personal injury.
Schillings have insisted the programme be delayed until the legal dispute is settled.
All six lads signed papers handing producers free reign to use any footage before filming.
Yet they now claim they were duped — and have begged telly watchdogs the Independent Television Commission to stop the programme going on air.
A show insider said: “The men had no idea that Miriam was a transsexual.
“They are horrified because there are shots of them snogging, cuddling and groping her.
“At the end of the show she sat them down and told them, ‘I’ve got something to show you’, then lifted up her skirt.
“One lad was so outraged he hit the producer in the face. It’s the cruellest reality show yet.”
Hope they delay it further & put something decent on
Oct-31-2003 22:21
Lumps
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Location: nershide
Just like the Dice Man says - You reach up her skirt and you're grabbing a tree trunk. What are you supposed say? For a chick you got a nice set of balls?
Oct-31-2003 22:23
jp
Retired tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Holland
She's a transsexual, which means she probably had a vagina 'installed'...
Oct-31-2003 22:26
Toufas
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Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Middlesbrough,Athens greece
nah it says that she doesnt have a vagina yet
btw mike your sig RULEZ
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Oct-31-2003 22:49
Boomer187
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA
quote:
Originally posted by jploveparade
She's a transsexual, which means she probably had a vagina 'installed'...
they said in the article she/ it is a pre-op, meaning she has underwent hormone therapy and got boobs. Of course if someone is going to go through all this hormone therapy and surgery just to be a woman they are gonna take care of themselves a bit more than the average girl who is stuck. Thats prolly why she/it still looks good.
Very bad show idea, I would do more than punch the producer. BUt wow, they are in for some cash at the cost of theri humility.
the question is, what would you do if you were in their shoes.....eeww, I think my reaction would be closer to Ace Ventura's....Finkel & Einhorn Finkel & Einhorn Finkel & Einhorn, bark and burn clothes.
Oct-31-2003 23:41
Ozzie
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2002
Location: Rotherham, UK
would have been funnier if u asked people on here what they thought of her.......THEN say its a transexual :P
Oct-31-2003 23:44
UWM
mandroid
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here
quote:
Originally posted by Ozzie
would have been funnier if u asked people on here what they thought of her.......THEN say its a transexual :P
Haha yeah I have a feeling a couple of people might've been a bit embarrased
Oct-31-2003 23:47
squirrelly
The Phun Nun
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: In the Shower
I think its pretty funny. Notice how these men want to sue now that they know they were filmed fondling a transsexual, when everyone knew they didn't know, but had the girl actually been, a girl there would have been no problem letting all that air on t.v.
Nov-01-2003 00:02
Fast Turtle
Runs Quick
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: At The Party House HP: 9302
They shouldn't call her a shemale...that's really one of the most deratory things you could call a transsexual. The whole point of transsexuality is to be the other gender...and after hormones, you have a mind indentical to that of a female's, and the male genitals shrink and you lose the ability to get an erection/ejaculate, so they technically function a lot more like female genitals than male one's. I doubt she even has testicles anymore. Anyway, these people try hard to be a different gender, and the last thing most of them wanna be called is some freak inbetween.
I guess if you'd even knowingly be a transsexual and participate in this, you're kind of a whore anyway, though. I'm sure she's being paid a fuckload for this.
Originally posted by Masonious
you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".
Last edited by Fast Turtle on Nov-01-2003 at 00:16
Nov-01-2003 00:09
Yoepus
Neo-condimist
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Ketchup fields, Texas
crazy frikin brits.. and i thought fox was bad
who, who would go do something like that??
Nov-01-2003 01:30
ojste
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Leeds, UK
that is some seriously mad shit, it be crazy if they went ahead and aired it
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