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| quote: | Originally posted by St_Andrew
hehe, rip the episode and share it (to me ) |
I've got it on my comp at the moment, so I can give you the transcript at least. Krusty is running for congress with the Republicans and appears on a Fox News debate with the Democratic candidate:
News Presenter: Welcome to Fox News, your voice for evil. Tonight we'll be interviewing the top two candidates for Springfield's 24th Congressional district. For the Republicans, beloved children's entertainer Krusty the Clown. (Krusty appears on TV with a halo over his head.) And for the Democrats (*disapproving expression*)... this guy.
(Democratic candidate appears with with devil's horns and USSR flag superimposed.)
Democratic Candidate: I have a name!
NP: Yes I'm sure you do, comrade. I do appreciate your being here, you're usually so mired in sleaze that it must be an effort to come down to the studio.
Krusty: May I say something?
NP: Certainly, congressman.
(Split screen, Krusty on left, DC - now upside down - on right.)
DC: He hasn't won yet!
NP: You make a very adulterous point. We will now conclude this debate with a Krusty campaign commercial.
And the "news crawl" they're talking about that "might confuse some viewers" (Fox News watchers have some problems distinguishing between real life and fiction, by the sounds of it), says:
"Pointless news up 37 percent..... Do Democrats cause cancer? Find out at Foxnews.com..... Rupert Murdoch: Terrific Dancer..... Dow Down 5000 points..... Study: 92% of Democrats are gay...... JFK posthumously joins Republican Party..... Oil slicks found to keep baby seals young, supple..... Dan Quayle: Awesome...."
Classic. 
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