How bad ass would it be if the Pope was like 24? I mean seriously. Not only for him, cuz then he wouldnt be a cripple, but how tight would it be to be chillin with the Pope at a bar, and hes like "yeah im the Pope" and he was awesome. So now you chill with the Pope and play Xbox and stuff and youd stay up all night eatin pizza playing FFX and then crash on the couch.

Then sometimes hes like "sorry dude, cant, I got you know what"

and youre like "ohhh riiiight, tell God I said hi brah"


I think I should e-mail the vatican.

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

i met the pope at a strip club once

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Dude, hes still the Pope, he wouldnt do that! He would grab a few drinks cuz thats alright, and sometimes hed show you a cool trick you can do with a Pope hat, a beer glass, and some holy water. Hes the uber wingman, cuz all the chicks would dig the Pope but hed say sorry, im celebate or something, but you need to talk to this guy and hed point at you, and youd be like "I just got hooked up by the POPE"

how could it ever go wrong?

Frankly, I couldn't see myself wanting to hang around with the pope, no matter what his age was. I guess I'm missing something here... what's so fantastic about the pope, especially for someone who's not a Christian?

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Originally posted by whiskers i met the pope at a strip club once

i fingered him, then fucked his sister which he watched & pulled his wire..

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Originally posted by UglyDave i fingered him, then fucked his sister which he watched & pulled his wire..

*taps daves shoulder* the line was about 50 yards back mate.


The Pope is only crazy awesome to Catholics, it isnt a Christian thing im just saying, the Pope is a dope title, and you have to admit, it IS the Pope. I mean, its like chillin with the queen of England, but shes 23 and ready to party and has a body that wont quit. Itd be awesome to chill with her even if you werent English.

*edit* plus she could knight you.

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Originally posted by Orbax *taps daves shoulder* the line was about 50 yards back mate. The Pope is only crazy awesome to Catholics, it isnt a Christian thing im just saying, the Pope is a dope title, and you have to admit, it IS the Pope. I mean, its like chillin with the queen of England, but shes 23 and ready to party and has a body that wont quit. Itd be awesome to chill with her even if you werent English. *edit* plus she could knight you.

Some wise words by a wise man. I mean he's right, it's all about the title, the myth, the aura. Every individual would be tempted to share intimate moments with "legends" so its metaphysical nature could be tasted.

dude, if queen of england was 23 and hot, i'd hit it

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Well my president acts like he's 13 years old, so I > U

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Originally posted by moncster Well my president acts like he's 13 years old, so I > U

lol, best post of the week!!

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hey, the pope is a cool guy

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