How is it that the people who answer online personality tests the most usually have the least personality? Not that taking online personality tests are a waste of time; they're right up there with slamming your dick in the door on the productivity scale. I don't know why these tests are becoming so popular lately. The questions are usually about your sexual preference, favorite foods (out of a list of 5, since there are clearly only 5 types of food in the universe and you must like one of them), questions about how many times you've cheated in a relationship, and several other arbitrary questions with no relevance to anything. Then based on your response, the quiz pigeon holes you into a category of a certain celebrity. Stupid.

For example, there's a popular quiz called "Which Backstreet Boy are you?" News flash: you're not a Backstreet Boy. Posting the results of some stupid online journal isn't going to make you seem interesting or unique, it's going to make you look like a dumbass. Even if you match the personality of a Backstreet Boy, you're not a millionaire and probably never will be, so nobody cares. Congratulations, your personality isn't unique.

I don't get it. It's like those people who go around with those t-shirts and stickers that say "you laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same." How different are you if you're wearing a mass-produced t-shirt with a registered trade mark sold through one of the largest clothing franchises in the world? You're the reason Old Navy keeps making stupid commercials, and you're the reason McDonalds gets away with selling so much shitty food every day.