I just have one question about whales: who cares? All I ever hear are people pissing and moaning about saving the whales. Why save the whales? Screw them, what have they done for me? How would you like to go to the beach one day and read a sign that says "Sorry, all out of water." Not likely? Think again. Here's a little fact about whales that not many people know:

Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.

When they're not busy ravaging the high seas, they're getting beached and rotting to death out of spite so nobody can enjoy the beach.

Then there are the people who say whales are smart. If whales are so smart, then how come they still haven't learned to breathe under water like everything else that lives in the ocean? They've only had 40-million years to do it and they still don't have their shit together. And now researchers are saying that they've found gay whales. Duh.

Is it too much to ask for a whale to save me for a change? When is the last time you procrastinated by posting here instead of studying and a whale saved your ass during the test? Never. In fact, when is the last time a whale did anything other than some stupid trick like jumping out of the water? Ooh, the whale can jump out of the water. Big deal. Try building an oil rig, then I'll be impressed asshole.

this applies to pretty much every animal in the animal kingdom.

don't be a retard.

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Originally posted by TrAnCe CoNtRoL Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

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LOL the topic is completely ridiculous, but at least its semi original. made me laugh.

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I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I'd never have. Burn the Amazon rain forests. Pump chlorofluorocarbons straight up to gobble the ozone. Open the dump valves on supertankers and uncap offshore oil wells. I wanted to kill all the fish I couldn't afford to eat, and smother the French beaches I'd never see.
I wanted the whole world to hit bottom.
I really wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every endangered panda that wouldn't screw to save its species and every whale or dolphin that gave up and ran itself aground.
I wanted to burn the Louvre. I'd do the Elgin Marbles with a sledge-hammer and wipe my ass with the Mona Lisa. This is my world, now.

I wanted to breathe smoke.

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a whale once saved my life...i freed him too....willy i will never forget u

you gotta have whales.. just like you gotta have blondes


they both eat seamen

haha

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When is the last time you procrastinated by posting here instead of studying and a whale saved your ass during the test? Never.

omggg!!!! i'm dying!!!!!!!1

haaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

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Originally posted by kewlness you gotta have whales.. just like you gotta have blondes they both eat seamen

heh

the reasone people want to save whales is because with out whales you change the food chain....on animal population gets out of control....its not what the whale does for you...its what the whale does for everything.....

what have humans done for the ozone layer...or the animal kingdom...nothing just destroy habitat....we kill and kill and leave nothing but destruction in our path...we pollute....do animals polute....leaving garbage wrappers on the ground.....filling large holes in the ground with tonnes of garbage......over killing animal species for money or game....do they burn down/cut down the trees....that us humans so desprately need to keep the air that we breath clean.....no they dont.....we do all of that...we are the only species of animal on this planet that destroyes everything.....

The next time you say fuck the whale take a good look at your self and the race you are a part of.....fuck the whale....i say more like fuck humans....we are dirty....landstriping animals....that thrive on destruction.....look at us....sure not all of us support this....but we are also the only species of animal on this planet that kills its own race because of fuckin beliefs.....am i wrong....i very well doubt that......

BTW i am not a greenpeace spouting person......but at least i realize that a comment like fuck the whales what have they ever done for me is an ignorant....and very disrespectful comment...to add to that..they were also here before we were....animals rule this planet peacefully....we rule this planet with destruction......

Thats my opinon....
Peace....oh ever much that means to anyone with as much ignorance as to say fuck the whales....

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