me and my m8s were going to this Lads party. tbh i fucking h8 this lad cos hes a rich snob, but he had hired a bouncy castle and had a massive garden, so i thought, fair game. we arrived after drinking heavy amounts of vodka. so we were pretty set. Jumping on the bouncy castle was effort, but i managed to fumble around with a few of ladies . More drinking ensued, and i was feeling pretty fucked by this stage. I had only just remebered i still had an 1/8 worth of skunk in my bag. RESULT. so me and one of my one of other m8s skinned up 4 PHAT reefas. we chained these mother******s quickstyle and soon felt BATTERED. we skninned up one more reefa so this girl cud have 3's with us. turned out she was a bit of a light weight, she had bare cheeseies, plus it turned out she devoured half this Lads brthday cake. Il laughed hard. n e way, i went inside to watch a bit of late night animal programmes and mong out 4 a while. At about 3AM i went outside and took the piss out of birthday boy. 3 HOURS passed and i regained control of myself. I asked this fat kid, who was making the mess of the garden with curry/beer sick where my stoner accomplice was. It occured to me i hadnt seen him in about 4 hours. he didnt know. I rang his mobile, and it was coming from behind the boucy castle at the back of the garden. it was pitch black so i followed the ringtone, and found the fone in the grass. what the fuck, i thought. i turned to walk back to the house and fell over this hard lump on the ground. it turned out my m8 had fallen off the bouncy castle and, hit his head passed out on the grass and missed the party.

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Originally posted by Eddie N MIAMI Brass Monkey that funky Monkey Chang Monkey Chelsea junkie That fucking Monkey

Ah, those stories are always great. As long as you have fun and no one gets too hurt, parties like that are great.

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Originally posted by Chang monkey it turned out my m8 had fallen off the bouncy castle and, hit his head passed out on the grass and missed the party.

Kudos to your friend.

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Originally posted by Chang monkey me and my m8s were going to this Lads party. tbh i fucking h8 this lad cos hes a rich snob, but he had hired a bouncy castle and had a massive garden, so i thought, fair game. we arrived after drinking heavy amounts of vodka. so we were pretty set. Jumping on the bouncy castle was effort, but i managed to fumble around with a few of ladies . More drinking ensued, and i was feeling pretty fucked by this stage. I had only just remebered i still had an 1/8 worth of skunk in my bag. RESULT. so me and one of my one of other m8s skinned up 4 PHAT reefas. we chained these mother******s quickstyle and soon felt BATTERED. we skninned up one more reefa so this girl cud have 3's with us. turned out she was a bit of a light weight, she had bare cheeseies, plus it turned out she devoured half this Lads brthday cake. Il laughed hard. n e way, i went inside to watch a bit of late night animal programmes and mong out 4 a while. At about 3AM i went outside and took the piss out of birthday boy. 3 HOURS passed and i regained control of myself. I asked this fat kid, who was making the mess of the garden with curry/beer sick where my stoner accomplice was. It occured to me i hadnt seen him in about 4 hours. he didnt know. I rang his mobile, and it was coming from behind the boucy castle at the back of the garden. it was pitch black so i followed the ringtone, and found the fone in the grass. what the fuck, i thought. i turned to walk back to the house and fell over this hard lump on the ground. it turned out my m8 had fallen off the bouncy castle and, hit his head passed out on the grass and missed the party.

huh what happened to who?

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some fool whacked his head on the floor and miised the party is all.... sounds dull. get video games! indulge the senses! don't hash 'em!

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