One of the best "flashbacks" is in the episode where Chris becomes an artist and they have the Walt Disney reference:

Minnie Mouse posing for Walt Disney very nervously:

Minnieslipping off strap unhappily) d-d-doooo I have to?

Walt: Hey! You wanna get big in this business then you gotta take it off! (While she takes the dress off/Walt draws) Ooooh yeah hehehehehehe.


For regular quotes, my favorite is Peter:

"Hehehe, it's pronounced "nucular" dummy, the 's' is silent."

Ack! Mind! Blank! Cant! Think!






Well, to add on to what the other guy posted


black market guy: "Here we go, we got 2 american passports, that will be 300$"

Lois: "Peter , hurry up and pay the man, god know what they might do to us"

Peter: "umm.....do you accept bits of string *puts small pieces of sting on table*"

black market guy: "Sorry, we dont accept bits of string. Store policy.*points to a sign saying 'We do not accept bits of string.'*"

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No it wasn't...

^^^ hahaha ya forgot about that

i just saw the episode where chris's dick is bigger than peters, and

lois: "chris, finish your milk ,your still growing"
peter: "NO, hes had enough
*grabs milk and starts chugging it

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The one where they go over to the house of the nudists.

Wife: Peter would you like some Beer?
Peter: sure what kind do you have?
Wife: we have bush,(at the same time he sneaks a peak at her tits)
oh and bush light.

LOL.

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Stuie, "For every sprinkle I find on my cupcake I shall kill you"
that wasin the one with the mysterious man in white.

at jonathan weed's (Peter's boss) funeral stuie says:"I'd do her, I'd do her, wouldn't do her, ooh who hasn't done her, do her, lose the pigtails and we'll talk, do her, do her."

And every reference to the Incredible Hulk.

Peter: "omg brian i really need to find a job, sooner or later Lois is gonna figure out what i do every day"

*flashback, you see lois watching tv and peter is standing against the wall in the background with a lamb shade on his head...

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OH NO!


OH NO!


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OOOH YEAAAAH!










been done here on these boards many times but no one ever seems to get it

"its like i died and went to heaven... only they realized it wasnt my time yet and so they sent me back to a brewery"


haha ill have a lot more coming, if i feel like posting em that is

The flashback where Peter and Cleveland are in China Town at the chinese finger trap booth, Peter says " Never mind how it happend, just get it off" LOL hillarious

stewie: damn all this time spent trying to stop people having sex, now i know how the catholic church feels.

stewie. come on lewis shake me like a bad britist nanny

stewie. If he were truely omnipotent he would have the testicular fortitude to show him self, SHOW YOURSELF CLAUS !

and millions more.

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I love the flashback also where Peter narrates his life when he goes into the kitchen and shit. LOL hilarious!

Some more:

Stewie: Say Achmed, when you're about to kill an infidel what is that sound you make?
Achmed: Ayayayayayaya!!!!
Stewie: Ah yes, ayayayayayaya!!!!!



Peter: Fidel, no running around the pool!


Lois: Where'd you get this car?
Peter: It was a steal! /wink
Lois: Say that again...
Peter: It was a steal. /wink
Lois: Without winking
Peter: It was a steal....wink

The whole sketch w/ the Hitler talk show was mint as well Another I also liked was the West Side Story spoof where Peter keeps screwing up the dancing

Cult member 1: Hey, do you think that girl is hot? (pointing at Meg)
Cult member 2: No way! /slaps high five w/ cult member 1