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The three stooges!
LMAO!  
I must own the oddest cats in the world.
We have Dobby... the black cat with no claws. Normally calm and collective. A few seconds ago she just jumped two feet in the air and made the strangest sound and did a complete 360! I think the most amusing part of that stunt was the way her tail whipped around. Now, she is chasing some piece of lint around the apartment and banging into walls.
We have Anakin... the male of the house. His favourite pasttimes include: Knocking over trash cans when the carpet has just been vacuumed, tearing to shreds anything left on the floor, ripping apart trash bags, jumping into the cubboards and knocking everything down, and tackling the other cats. I hate him. 
Our newest addition is Chip... who just learned how to jump on high countertops. She has claws and is not afraid to use them. The runt of the three, she loves to tackle the other two. Lately she has adopted a new hobby: Jumping at the walls. She will run head first into a wall, and jump about four or five feet in the air up on the wall. She is ravenous when she eats, and inflicts pain when she plays. 
Anyone want any cats?
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aka Tits McGee
aka Chesty LaRue
aka Busty St. Claire
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