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Srezic
Prog/House/Techno



Registered: Jun 2002
Location: College Park, MD, USA
A Christian Website(funny because they lie)

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

Read some of the stuff on that site.

It makes me so angry. I am an Atheist so I dont take any of that stuff seriously anyway. But when they go as far as trying to brainwash kids with COMPLETELY FALSE information, it makes me want to skull-fuck each and every one of those ****** crazies.

They fucking make up information, then link to "studies" they "did" and do not link to ANY SOURCES OF INFORMATION! GAHHH i am so angry I want to burn something. Preferably any or all of the staff of that website.

Have fun reading the lies. I laughed at first, but now i'm just angry hehe.

By the way, if you check out their merchandise page, they fucking sell THONGS(yeah, thongs =P).

~Ryan

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jp
Retired tranceaddict



Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Holland

quote:
Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew


ROFLMAO!!!

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DJ_NRG
Armin was Robbed!!!



Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Wisconsin, USA CTA #23

Actually, what's funnier than the fact that they SELL thongs, is the item description is you actually CLICK the thong!

quote:

This uncomfortable undergarment will be a daily reminder to unmarried women to find a husband and a emergency moral reminder to her would-be-suitor. (For use under traditional underwear only.)


And on the thong, it says "Will You Be My Husband?"


ROFL!!!!!!

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Srezic
Prog/House/Techno



Registered: Jun 2002
Location: College Park, MD, USA

I can't believe that someone(or ones) could believe in this so blindly as to make up completely inaccurate information.

I really really hope this whole website is a joke. If it isn't, I hope that every person involved with it dies in the most horrible and painful ways possible.

Old Post Nov-10-2003 21:50  United States
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electric_soul
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Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina

quote:
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

MMMBWAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
Watch out for the very advanced witnessing techniques!!


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st3nc
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Registered: Feb 2003
Location: sha'el-kun

its gotta be a joke cause even kids cant be so dumb, and if they do belive it then whatever, i find it amusing to see poeple so obsessed with religion, you just have to have a nonchalant attitude.

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swantonbomb45
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Registered: Aug 2003
Location: New York, NY

Well that certainly was interesting. Im a catholic and even I saw this as complete crap. Some people cant just chill and believe what they wanna and let others do the same. Why is there anti-christian movements? Because of retarded sites like this! Dont take this stuff too at heart. Not all believers are out to attack others.


BTW If you want a good laugh, check out the section about the mall.
"Darth Maul: Commercialized symbol of evil whose name sounds like 'mall'. Coincidence?"
ROFL!


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mr. poopyhead
pho king guy...



Registered: Nov 2001
Location: mississauga, ontario

J.C. Penny - The J.C. makes us think of Jesus Christ, thus associating our Lord with the lowest monetary value, the penny (even Judas valued Him at 30 pieces of silver!).
Sears - What the flesh of the damned does in Hell. It also sounds like "seers", Pagan mystics who engaged in occult premonitions.
Cinnabon - Sounds like "Sin Upon".
Orange Julius - Named for the Pagan Emperor of Rome. This company's mascot was once a devil, until they changed it to hide their true intentions.
Hot Topic - A recent store aimed at children that openly sells devil paraphernalia. Any guess as to why "hot" is in their name?
Hallmark Gold Crown Stores - Purveyors of Santamas tree ornaments depicting anthropomorphized woodland creatures (reference to Evolutionism) and Harry Potter merchandise. What notable person will have a mark and wear crowns? [Rev. 13:16, 13:1]


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... this has to be a joke... this is definitely satire...
srezic: everyone needs to chill out and enjoy it, =P


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Psionic
Dark & Dirty



Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Boston, MA

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_Nut_
North x NorthWest



Registered: Nov 2001
Location: 61.105423,-149.723555

OMG this is HA-larious



This uncomfortable undergarment will be a daily reminder to unmarried women to find a husband and a emergency moral reminder to her would-be-suitor. (For use under traditional underwear only.)

This product is designed to fit juniors. It fits snug, sizes run small.


Made for juniors? As in the U-13 crowd??

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nils
château flight



Registered: Sep 2001
Location: örebro

wow, with me being chrisitian and all, i find this sick too. it's just... to much. i do believe in Jesus Christ, but this is just to much. or perhaps im not the christian i should be?

anyways, jesus rocks

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grmlyn
Suspended User



Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Nairobi, Kenya

dude, relax. If somebody wants to put that shit out there and there's some dumb enough to accept it then let it be. You said you're an atheist so really, how does that shit bug you? If you followed some religion of sort, then probably there would be an issue, but you don't so stop complaining.


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