This might be old but a pretty funny/scary/interesting read...

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his killer beat's! Ain't nothin' U can do to make it stop cause trance makes the world go round, so cut the act...

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Originally posted by DaveSaenz

Funny...

But the Smurfs page...WELCOME TO 5 YEARS AGO BUDDY.

Interesting read again though, I always knew those blue little bastards were up to no good.

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

good read, never heard of this one. btw, where did smurffet fit into this?

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This is stupid.

Smurf actually stands for Socialist Men Under Red Father. It doesn't take a genius to realize that is exactly what the Smurfs were. And don't think for a second that the color of Papa Smurfs outfit was random; no way! it was chosen to be red in order to have the children of North America to associate the color red with a nurturing good-natured happy little character. The name smurf also has a second purpose! Aside from being the name of the little bastards, Smurf is also their last name! (Papa Smurf, Brain Smurf etc.) Now what last name does Smurf resemble? Why the name Smith of course! Is their another more North American or English name? I doubt it! We have all had a best friend or coach or teacher with the last name Smith. Hell your last name might be Smith! The communists wanted the Smurfs to have a name that North American Children would be at ease with thus making it easier the crush the spark of capitalism within them!! "

Yet another American who thinks everything wants to destroy the U.S.A

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Originally posted by hardstyle Smurf actually stands for Socialist Men Under Red Father. It doesn't take a genius to realize that is exactly what the Smurfs were. And don't think for a second that the color of Papa Smurfs outfit was random; no way! it was chosen to be red in order to have the children of North America to associate the color red with a nurturing good-natured happy little character. The name smurf also has a second purpose! Aside from being the name of the little bastards, Smurf is also their last name! (Papa Smurf, Brain Smurf etc.) Now what last name does Smurf resemble? Why the name Smith of course! Is their another more North American or English name? I doubt it! We have all had a best friend or coach or teacher with the last name Smith. Hell your last name might be Smith! The communists wanted the Smurfs to have a name that North American Children would be at ease with thus making it easier the crush the spark of capitalism within them!! " Yet another American who thinks everything wants to destroy the U.S.A

yah dude foshizzle

its just a cartoon that people made when they were on lsd...geez

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

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Originally posted by hardstyle Yet another American who thinks everything wants to destroy the U.S.A

I'm pretty sure its a joke =/

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Originally posted by Nadi I'm pretty sure its a joke =/

no its true

everything on the internet is true

just like porn PORN IS REAL NOT FAKE ASSHOLE

i like cake

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

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Originally posted by placebo just like porn PORN IS REAL NOT FAKE ASSHOLE

Porns alright.

Girlfiends are better.

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Originally posted by placebo i like cake

OMGHI2U!!!

BTW pie >>>>>>>>>> cake

LOL
Smurfs as Commies...hahaha


"there were ALWAYS 101 Smurfs? Did the Smurfs practice ritual killing to keep their numbers constant?"