Oops, here I go again, beginnin off the dome/
gettin a sense that'll land me in a lyrical zone/
Hysterical tone..metaphors i own/
Hidden text messages, usin' a nokia cellularphone/

I got you stuck straight up, like |Erect Penis at excitement|/
|Direct Enlightment| I’m rippin ya so bad I’m leavin |Ya Mic Bent|/

I ripped ya in *one bar*, not necessary to *rap more*/
Cause ya check and ya suck, more than a prostitute *crack wh0re*/
Mine as well *drop to the floor*, leave ya wit an *everlasting sore*/
Lyrically and fearingly your *rhymes are poor*/

Forget verbal creation, now I gotta watch my ass for anal penetration?/
Please get off the disney station, we can level like U.N an Brit-relations/
I could spit backwards and still abstract his wack words wit my well built, ill felt tight verbs/
Substract slurs...wit street curbs, you'll find creation of dis new Rap-Herb/

Wanna be a vet? Betta ~stay in school~/
Cus u claimin in Here make u ~look like a fool~/
I could drown dis child in a ~2 foot Pool~/
You know im king of rap in a ~thread wit no rules~/

I leave ya face open like a 7-11/
U'll soon find out whether its heaven or hell ya reppin/
I posses the lethal-weapon/
to keep these b!tches from steppin/

Yo, this cat claims he "ruff and raw", so now we boxin?/
If it excalates to that you'd better "Proceed With Caution"/

"dip, dip, set, set" you haters needs to get off our "dick, dick, yep, yep"/
You aint even remotely close to getting in "step, step"/
Half you posters dont even have a rep, rep - reputation/
But there is one who is exempt, exempt, from this - regulation/
Boogie bout to raise the temp, temp on this new - rap creation/

And i bet you gonna come wit personals thats quantity not quality/
you know the policy, i'm gettin all the votes.. this aint a fukin democracy/
Your raps remind me of the very boring ones/
sending visions of a rappers re-runs/
Ya all a buncha young gunz/
Gotta learn the game before you even begin to stun/

Jealous of my lyrics? So why you gotta hate them?/
Even tho ur words aint loud, im still gunna MUTEilate em/

Closer:

When my rappin is dispersed, it just so happens your the worst/
I got you scared shitless just like you wuz cursed, reversed, and caught pimpin with a purse/

Welcome boys and girls to my rap show of magic
Watch carefully as I spit my rhymes emphatic
I ain't just another MC who likes his shit so spastic
So just lay back sit and wonder at my vocal acrobatics

Carefully constructed rhymes got flow just like an eagle
Even so I'm not rappin bout all that shit they made illegal
You say you're crafty as a fox but you're uncommon as a sea gull
Needin Viagra to make your dick close to half the size of your ego

I don't wanna be hypocritical cause I'm not the best shit out there
But even so there are MCs who can't even try to compare
If you're ever gonna battle me you'd better say a prayer
I'll rap the pants right off of you, get back to your line for welfare

sbiatch!

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http://www.youtube.com/mezzir

yo
bro

sup in the hood
did that just make you feel good?

har de
har har

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After a brief skim of the "rhymes" posted above, I notice that every single verse/stanza is about how talented the MC is vs. other MCs. Just an observation.

yo...the names BTG, doesn't ryme with elephant..but thats ok. cause i'm white, and i don't rap. fap fap fap.

ehh!

uh uh sittin in a tree looking at the sea got stung by a bee so i had to flee then i drank some tea oh mommy i like riding my bike SIKE i hate you BOO i throw a shoe at joo u drink like a fish and start hugging people like a drunk bitch you make me twich i kill you and throw you in a ditch

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.