A male caller has dialled 999 to say that his wife has gone out without leaving any food to eat.

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emergency number around the world

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it's 100 for india i think,,...

Help i smell like tea, I love the Spice Girls and all my bloody teeth are yellow and falling out!! lol

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Man oh man this is really pitiful :

"Communications operator: "Hello police"



Caller: "My wife's left me two salmon sandwiches which was left over from last night... and I'm a sat in the chair here and she's out there decorating. She won't put any food on or anything for anybody, I don't know what...."



Communications operator: "I'm sorry but I really can't take this. It's not an emergency because your wife won't give you anything to eat."

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Communications operator: "Police Emergency..."



Caller: "Um... Look I've lost my glasses, the ones for my nearsight."



Communications operator: "Right."



Caller: "And I'm trying to get my lunch and I can't see to do my potatoes very well."



Communications operator: "Right... but you're through to the police."



Caller: "I know..."



Communications operator: "Well I can't come and look for your glasses I'm sorry you'll have to peel your potatoes on your own."



Caller: "Well, I know but I still need them."



Communications operator: "Well you don't ring 999 for the look of your glasses."



Caller: "Well I couldn't get through to... I couldn't find the police number."



Communications operator: "Well if you look in the phone book under P for police it's in there... but the police can't help you look for your glasses... if they're in your house."



Caller: "No... but I mean... I could go to the police station, I suppose, to see if they're there."



Communications operator: "Have you not lost them in your house?"



Caller: "Sorry?"



Communications operator: "Have you not lost... Have you lost..."



Caller: "I've... I've looked everywhere. The only thing I can think of is that they, they slipped off this, er, cord... that I had round my neck."



Communications operator: "Right, well I'm afraid this is a 999 line and I can't help you with your glasses."



Caller: "I'll have to phone the, the taxi. I went in a taxi this morning at 10 o'clock..."



Communications operator: "Hmmm hmmm..."



Caller: "...to Waitrose, I mean I have to try everywhere you see."



Communications operator: "Well, I'm sorry this is for life and death emergency line, I really can't help you with glasses."



Caller: "...Only I didn't know what to do I was so panicky."



Communications operator: "Okay, Thank you now. Bye bye."

lol

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Originally posted by funk_e1 Help i smell like tea, I love the Spice Girls and all my bloody teeth are yellow and falling out!! lol

fool, at lest we didn't inflict celine dion on you!

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Originally posted by funk_e1 Help i smell like tea, I love the Spice Girls and all my bloody teeth are yellow and falling out!! lol

wouldnt you call the police?

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