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squirrelly
The Phun Nun



Registered: Oct 2003
Location: In the Shower
Jester Eharmony

While watching lifetime, I noticed an ad for "Eharmony", an online hookup system. While joking around with Ian, I decided to set up an account thing to see who it would match me up with. The results... are quite humorous... Don't laugh too much slimnut!

Personality Profile (a brief version):

quote:
You have a strong sense of humor. You usually know when to lighten a difficult situation, amuse and entertain people.

You may act on impulse. If someone or something catches your eye, you may act without first checking things out

You may be rather emotional; that is, one will generally know how you are feeling, whether good or bad, because you let others know your moods easily.

You are a natural communicator. You love to talk, offer jokes and make sure that everyone is having a good time. This trait is especially evident at functions and outings.

You tend to be fluent and verbal. You like to verbalize and to participate with many people

One of your great strengths is your ability to communicate and talk readily. Since all strengths may be overused at times, you may sometimes talk too much.

Use confrontation when disagreement exists.

You tend to have a strong sense of what is "right."


Part of the Personal Profile that is way off:

quote:
You have to be with people. This extends into the need to gain popularity, achieve social recognition and influence those people around you. The "bottom-line" is a strong people orientation.

You usually participate in whatever social group you belong. You're not a "wallflower"--you like to meet people, generate group enthusiasm and provide an open environment for communicating.

You show sympathy to the feelings and needs of others. Your natural empathy style may draw others to you.

Understand a defiant nature, and know it is not malicious.

Flatter ego.

You are skilled at finding "win-win" solutions when conflicts arise

You meet new people easily and are good at making them feel welcome.

You tend to give others a sense of self-reliance and strength in a relationship.


What I want in a relationship

quote:
Detailed information about major decisions with complete instructions.

Time to adjust to change.

Freedom from pressure to perform or to act quickly without precedent.

Recognition for your concern for quality relationships.

Others to work and play as hard as you do.

More time in the day for both work and play.

Many activities, so there is never a dull moment.

Reassurance.

Security and safety procedures around the house: fire safety, smoke detectors, electronic security systems, etc.

Others to behave with the same sense of urgency.

Things done "right" the first time.


Now, the ending. With all of my *fantastic qualities* and *good looks* , My end result was.....

quote:
Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching system is not suitable for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply would not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand that we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.




That's so wrong!


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aka Chesty LaRue
aka Busty St. Claire

Old Post Dec-02-2003 06:14  Poland
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Redeye
Call a Cab!



Registered: Nov 2000
Location: somewhere between here and there
Re: Eharmony

quote:
Originally posted by anuneventrade
While watching lifetime, I noticed an ad for "Eharmony", an online hookup system. While joking around with Ian, I decided to set up an account thing to see who it would match me up with. The results... are quite humorous... Don't laugh too much slimnut!

Personality Profile (a brief version):



Part of the Personal Profile that is way off:



What I want in a relationship



Now, the ending. With all of my *fantastic qualities* and *good looks* , My end result was.....





That's so wrong!



I'm going to sue them for that hour of our lives back

Old Post Dec-02-2003 06:20  United States
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Dmatrox
something goes here?



Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Calgary

quote:
Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching system is not suitable for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply would not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand that we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.


pretty funny. I started to do their little quiz, but it takes too long and i have no clue what some of those words are

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DigiNut
You kids get off my lawn!



Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto, Self-proclaimed Centre of the Universe

Bah, you don't need 'em Sara.


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Old Post Dec-02-2003 07:32  Canada
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sym
Time for Revolution



Registered: Apr 2002
Location: NYC

I got...
quote:
You are a good friend and are always willing to help those you consider to be your friends. You also show strong ties, and will be uncomfortable when separated from your friends for an extended period.

You tend to dislike sudden or abrupt changes. You prefer things the way they are. Your motto might be: "If it's not broken, don't fix it."

You have a basic need to be supportive of others. You will agree with others, sometimes even if it's not what you really want.

Others may perceive you as being undemonstrative and self-controlled. Not wanting to be the center of attention, you generally support others.

You tend to be loyal to others. Your loyalty shows in a variety of ways including your "staying power" with relationships and activities.

You prefer a warm, friendly environment free of conflict and hostility. In that environment, you prefer reassurance of your involvement and self-worth.

Because of your lenient and complacent nature, others with fewer scruples may take advantage of you. You could, perhaps, benefit from greater assertiveness.

You tend to be a traditionalist, and will enjoy the social environment best if it is stable and predictable. You dislike sudden decisions about where to go or what to do, preferring to think things out first.

You may demonstrate positive possessiveness by developing strong attachments; however, you will not be overly involved as some others tend to do.


quote:
Others will notice that you are a sincere person about what you say and do. This trait, along with the excellent listening skills, creates an individual whom most people find pleasant to be with and a calming type of person.

You have a communications style which many people are comfortable with almost immediately. You are sincere, a good listener, not pushy and overall a comfortable person to be near.

In communicating with others, you may support the mainstream ideas rather than new trailblazing activities. You may prefer the stable and traditional activities.

You tend to internalize conflict. As a result, if something about another is bothering you, you may bottle-up feelings and keep them inside.

In your group, you may support the group leader rather than vie for a leadership position yourself. As a result, the group leader will usually appreciate the support you bring.


quote:

Leave plenty of time for socializing and relating.
Present ideas softly, nonthreateningly.
Offer opinions and ideas that are stimulating.
Patiently draw out personal interests.
Plan sufficient time to talk and listen.
Start with a personal comment to "break the ice."
Listen sincerely.
Offer immediate rewards for accomplishments.
Ask "How" questions to draw out opinions.
Provide personal support and assuran


quote:

You are excellent at listening to the concerns and ideas of others.
You tend to enjoy life and share that enjoyment with others. You are socially poised and people-oriented.
You are generally very patient with people.
You are good at reconciling (i.e. you don't like to sulk after a conflict is resolved).
You tend to be a very calming influence in heated situations.
You are usually enthusiastic about activities and planning. ou are optimistic and tend to make others feel good about themselves.
You tend to work hard at making sure that other people are happy.
You take pride in being very loyal to friends and family.


quote:

Partners who practice listening and participation.
Time and opportunity to weigh pros and cons of decisions. Sound relationships which form naturally, and are not contriving or scheming.
Activities involving contact with many people.
Security for now, and in the future.
Equal relations with others.
Support of your ideas and dreams.
Recognition of skills and ability.
Acceptance in a variety of groups.
An audience to perform to and entertain.
A friendly, favorable social environment.
Freedom from many controls and limitations of creativity.

Old Post Dec-02-2003 08:44  United States
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squirrelly
The Phun Nun



Registered: Oct 2003
Location: In the Shower

quote:
Originally posted by DigiNut
Bah, you don't need 'em Sara.


Of course I don't. I already have a claimer!


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aka Chesty LaRue
aka Busty St. Claire

Old Post Dec-02-2003 17:09  Poland
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