aaaalllright...im proud to present the FLTAs (FLorida-Trance-Attentionwh0res).
Once a year, when Armin comes to town, Sara & Jane, nationwide known sex&alcohol-addicts make a pact. The pact is about who's going to lay Armin first. As Armin appears to be a god to both of them, they both have different rituals for gaining access to armin's "lower part".
Anonymous sources were able to deliver a picture of sara asking her anonymous underground miami-informant for sex-strategies and armin-van-buuren advisories.
Anyway, despite their desperate attempts to "hug" armin (to say it in a rather harmless, not-rated way) they both love alcohol. One reason they are never on GDJB-Pictures is that they usually pass-out on the Space-Toilet right after 11pm.
After years of booze, jane was able to develop a characteristic making her interesting for all kinds of men who are into beer:
Sara (anuneventrate) instead, seemed to develop to the contrary:
despite that, there is a slight similarity to indyircjunkie:
Attention! The author is NOT responsible for a malfunction of these jokes. Everything written here is signed to Sheturo Shynetti who has to be taken responsible for all consequences caused by this
HAHAHHAHHA! that's absolutely hysterical, i'm very impressed! you do have a few of your facts wrong, most notably that i'm not in GDJB pictures because i've never been to space and i don't live in florida, or even remotely close to it. also, if i were at space, i'm not a puker or passer-outer. that and i'm not an armin whore. i'm not a dj whore. i just have to point that out for my self respect.
nice work, i'm very amused.
Jan-25-2004 01:49
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hey, not my fault
in first instance i even said i dont wanna write a story about you two cause i dont know you...but someone (*cough*) said i should do it anyway
it was kinda clear that it turns out to be nothing else than crap
but well, thats the sense of this (just pointing to the arturo-birthday thread(s))
Jan-25-2004 01:51
Redeye
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it is funny, but alas not accurate...
of all people daffodil isn't an armin whore, tranceyes22 maybe, but not daffodil. I'd actually consider Arturo more of an armin-whore than daffodil (because Armin's persona is better than pvd's )
its anuneventrade
and I can put money on daffodil in a drinking contest and anyone will pass out before her
Jan-25-2004 01:52
Redeye
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quote:
Originally posted by dEEkAy
hey, not my fault
in first instance i even said i dont wanna write a story about you two cause i dont know you...but someone (*cough*) said i should do it anyway
it was kinda clear that it turns out to be nothing else than crap
but well, thats the sense of this (just pointing to the arturo-birthday thread(s))
*cough* arturo burrito the attention/armin-whore *cough*
Jan-25-2004 01:53
arturob
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Location: Miami
o god. is there ANY single time you dont mess a fuckin JOKE. this is for jane and sara! geez. you always have to come and be like OH IM GOD, let me screw this up.
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Jan-25-2004 01:57
Redeye
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quote:
Originally posted by arturob
o god. is there ANY single time you dont mess a fuckin JOKE. this is for jane and sara! geez. you always have to come and be like OH IM GOD, let me screw this up.
cheers,
arturo
I know its a joke, seeing as I have a firm grasp of the english language and I can sense humor/sarcasm...can you sense it now or not??? hahahahaha I just find it funny that you had to have someone else post it for you, if you are gonna roast people BRING ON THE ROAST dammit
Jan-25-2004 01:57
arturob
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Location: Miami
seeing as dEEk has more talent than me on this stuff I dont see why not ask him? btw, if you read close, he gave hints about the original idea for this thread. :-!
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