don't know why i started this topic, but i can't get a name of a song that ticks me off when the "newbie" pianists play. like chopsticks, heart and soul, the knuckle song (where you roll your knuckles on the 3 black keys and hop on the next one twice like a jack russell terrier), the first 9 notes of fur elise. what else do these types of people play?

wait, we're talking about a piano here?

yeah....just trying to ID a song....hoping you guys would know