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Shakka
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Registered: Feb 2003
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Damn Canada!

Now they're trying to ruin all the fun!

http://www.ontla.on.ca/documents/Bi...ion4/b097_e.htm

quote:
Bill 97 2003
An Act to ban
dwarf tossing

Her Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Legislative Assembly of the Province of Ontario, enacts as follows:

Dwarf tossing banned

1. (1) No person shall organize a dwarf tossing event or engage in dwarf tossing.

Offence

(2) A person who contravenes subsection (1) is guilty of an offence and on conviction is liable to a fine of not more than $5,000 or to imprisonment for a term of not more than six months, or to both.

Commencement

2. This Act comes into force on the day it receives Royal Assent.

Short title

3. The short title of this Act is the Dwarf Tossing Ban Act, 2003.

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EXPLANATORY NOTE

The Bill bans dwarf tossing in Ontario and makes it an offence to engage in dwarf tossing.

Dec-23-2003 17:10 United States

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squirrelly
The Phun Nun

Registered: Oct 2003
Location: In the Shower

That made my day

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Dec-23-2003 21:43 Poland

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torontotrance
I hath returned

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Toronto

lameass liberal gov't

Dec-23-2003 21:45 Canada

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DaveSZ
When The Levee Breaks

Registered: Jan 2003
Location: ATX

Muahaha. Florida also banned dwarf tossing.

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Dec-23-2003 21:50

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squirrelly
The Phun Nun

Registered: Oct 2003
Location: In the Shower

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Muahaha. Florida also banned dwarf tossing.

In all honesty, I didn't know it still existed!

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Dec-23-2003 21:53 Poland

Yoepus
Neo-condimist

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Ketchup fields, Texas

there goes my holiday adventure plans! bah!

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Dec-23-2003 22:57 Israel

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DrUg_Tit0
e^(i*pi)+1=0

Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Zagreb, Croatia

Well, lucky me, there's no dwarf tossing ban in Croatia! Yet another great tourist asset of my little country.

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Dec-23-2003 23:35 Croatia

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tathi
wanderlust

Registered: Jan 2003
Location:

wtf? lol, i'd never heard of dwarf tossing

Dec-24-2003 03:10 Australia

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malek
drinks your milkshake!

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Montréal

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MrSquirrel
Auf Wiedersehen

Registered: Aug 2003
Location: In a Tree.

How to dwarf toss:

1) Rent or buy a velcro wall and a couple dwarf sized velcro suits.

2) Get a dwarf (or Yoepus if you can't find a dwarf ).

3) Call your friends, tell them to bring some booze.

4) Pick up dwarf (now wearing velcro suit) and toss him up against the wall and see if he sticks.

5) Repeat as necessary.

MrS