Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his Apostles and
disciples to an emergency meeting because of the High drug consumption problem all over the world.

After giving it much thought they reached the Conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, that
They should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the way to
proceed.

It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the bers
return to earth to get the different types of drugs.

The secret operation is effected and two days later Jesus, waiting at the door, hears a knock:

"Who is it?"
"It's Paul"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Paul?"
"Hashish from Morocco"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...

"Who is it?"
"It's Mark"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Mark?"
"Marijuana from Colombia"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...

"Who is it?"
"It's Matthew"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Matthew ?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...

"Who is it?"
"It's John"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring John?"
"Crack from New York"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...

"Who is it?"
"It's Judas"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Judas?"

"FBI MOTHER F***ERS! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"


all you non-christians mightn't get this one