go rub one off or something

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no, i'm gonna do oldschool btg styles and get drunk in the basement.

that a boy!

make some videos of your cat & brother having a wild ping pong orgy on the hockey table with the lawn gnomes & the mantis or something while you're at it

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this would be a really good time for me to say something really witty or helpful....hhhhmmmmm.....mmmmmm....."......."......shit, I got nothing

well that was a waste of time, i didnt realize i had so little vodka left.

i'm bearly even drunk. a little buzzed at most.

shit.

oh well, i saw a bug today. it was cool.

i fucked my hand up at work yesterday, which renders my right hand useless, cant do anything

eg wank, internet, wash, eat, sleep, anything properly, all my fingers have been scolded by this one fucking plate, which was a roasting plate and i picked it up with my bare hand because some fat pos distracted me...wanker.

so u may not of done anything this weekend, i cant do anything for a whole week

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

quote:

Originally posted by BTG well that was a waste of time, i didnt realize i had so little vodka left.

sniff some gasoline that will get u off

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GIGANTIC CUNT