Taking A Shot

Welcome to the all "dumb crook/stupid criminal" edition of Strange but True.

Take the guy in Sicily, who wanted to make his girlfriend feel sorry for him, so she’d take him back. So he asked his 16-year-old friend to shoot him in the groin. And of course being a best bud, his pal obliged.

But authorities became suspicious after the 27-year-old ‘victim’ told hospital attendants he’d been wounded in a hunting accident. He finally admitted the truth, adding his significant other left him – because he was too violent!

Both he and his friend have been charged over the shooting. And what’s worse for this bullet boy, his efforts were all for naught. His former lady friend has told him she never wants to see him again.

Maybe next time he feels like arguing to get a girl back, he should try shooting off his mouth first, instead of his – well, you know.

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at least that moron won't be able to reproduce...

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Originally posted by Shad0wmaster at least that moron won't be able to reproduce...

ROFL!!!!

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wondering why they decided to shoot him in the groin and not anywhere else on his body. The gun must of been of small caliber, or else they would have blown his penis clean off.

ouch ouch ouch

Why not just the shoulder or through the side of his leg?

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Originally posted by Dmatrox ouch ouch ouch Why not just the shoulder or through the side of his leg?

this is just how natural selection works lol

hes the village idiot

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Maybe it is so small his buddy completely missed the Crown Jewels .... but I hope he didn't .. and over a woman too lol

That's what friends are for. I would've been a real bud and plugged a round in his ass to boot!
lmao!
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why are these people allowed to waste our precious oxygen?