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Armin Acolyte



Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada
Jester A Liberal Happy New Year....

Thanks to all those Liberal types, this is what New Years has turned into?? ugh...

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We wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone.

We met with my attorney today, and on his advice we want to say to all of you: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wisher.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher...

"HAPPY HOLIDAYS"

Thanks to Daylon Walton

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Rocco
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Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada

by far one of the funniest legal letters i came across.

had to write a whole letter just to say happy holidays?


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AmbiguousBliss
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Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Brasil/Canada
Read This!

I love that! Someone sent it into the Toronto Sun or Star (don't remember which) and I was reading it the other day. Very nice!


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