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Very sexist btw...
but funny nonetheless

12. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

how cruel

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30. Phrases that may never be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
"Yeah, baby, push it!"
"Come on, give me one more, harder!"
"Another set and we can hit the showers"
"Nice ass! Are you a Sagittarius?"

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57. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.


63. In an empty room, car, ect., a man can not ask another man if he is mad because he isn’t talking.

hahaha priceless