Heehee...I get the funnest emails!

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD

Well, it's shit........ That's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the
English language.

Consider,
You can be shit faced,
Shit out of luck,
Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit
together,
Find a place for your shit,
Or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,
Buy shit, sell shit,
Lose shit, find shit,
Forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit and die.

Some people know their shit,
While others can't tell the difference between shit
and shineola.

There are lucky shits,
Dumb shits,
Crazy shits,
And sweet shits.

There is bull shit,
Horse shit,
And chicken shit.

You can throw shit,
Sling shit,
Shoot the shit,
Or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit,
Or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit,
Or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit,
Some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit,
Things can look like shit,
And there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,
Not enough shit,
The right shit,
The wrong shit,
Or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,
Have a mountain of shit,
Or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit,
And other times you fall into a bucket of shit and
come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
It's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your shit,
You don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, If you give a shit.