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Pete K
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Music City
Satan (eek!) Michael Jackson jokes

One of these was told to me, the rest people have told me. Worth a good groan



Some kids are having a pajama party at Neverland and one of them asks Michael:

"Michael, what time do we go to bed?"

At which Michael giggles:

"When the big hand is on the little hand"


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What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?

Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years-old.



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Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart? He heard there was a sale: All boys pants half off.



*bows*

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texastrancegirl
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ROFLMAO

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Stéphanie
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Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Laval

hahahahahhahaha
He creaps me out!

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DJPG
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Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Northampton, UK

Michael Jackson was arrested for posession in the early hours of this morning.

In his living room they found class A drugs, in his kitchen they found class B drugs and in his bedroom they found Class 4C.


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ASOT100
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Michael Jackson was arrested for posession in the early hours of this morning.

In his living room they found class A drugs, in his kitchen they found class B drugs and in his bedroom they found Class 4C.



i don't get it

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sym
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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: NYC

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i don't get it


Class 4C being an entire 4th grade class :P

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kypez
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Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Calgary, CANADA

HAha fuckin hilarious

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TrancE OasiS
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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Bergen, Norway

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Michael is the king, and now he actually is arrested (he was on a good run there for a while)


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razzi
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Registered: Sep 2003
Location: new york

hahahahhahahaahahahah that made my night


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narcism
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Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Let go of my mind

here are some more
ill try not to repeat the ones already said

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?
A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries.

Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's hand

Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.

Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?
A: When the crib breaks

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

Q: What do Michael and homework have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids

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