Taken from a traveller's account of Bangkok visit. I have GOT to try that!

"You can go to an island. You and a buddy or two go to a beach resort, like Pattaya, or Phuket, or Koh Samet, and talk to any of the boat owners in the harbor. He agrees to meet you at a specified time the next day. Then you spend the evening storing up on good books, rented scuba gear, frisbees, things like that - and go bar hunting. There are bars, and there will be bar girls, and some of them will agree to join you the next day. Come the next day, your party (two or three guys, five or six girls, perhaps) transfers to the ship and is taken to one of the thousands of small paradise islands off the coast of Thailand. It will be deserted, maybe with a hut or a bungalow, but with no people at all. Then you agree with the skipper to come by every day with fresh food, and to pick you up again in a week. It is a great way of getting both a good tan, a good relaxation, and all your sexual fantasies fulfilled. Last time I did this, we quickly established a house rule that no girl was ever allowed to wear any piece of clothing except her sandals. That, plus our other rule that every girl had to in some appropriate way or another earn her food before every meal, turned the stay in a rather pleasant one, thank you."

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What, you just found out about that?

Man, you can do whatever you want on Thailand... (well, to a certain extent).

But yeah, you cover my travelling expenses and we're going!

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Originally posted by j_spot my girlfriend is going in 2 months!

coming back from Thailand eh .. ??

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althought that soudns enticing and all.. I would never go to the other side of the world, just so I can hit a beach, get a tan, and just have sex all day..


Just go to you europe.. you can get the culture too

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Originally posted by alec I wouldn't touch thai girls with my ten foot pole

they got man girls there. tonnes. its scarey...

do you mean thai girls? thai boi girls? or little thai boys who pretend to be girls?

but If I were there, I wouldnt touch em either.
i dont want my junk to fall off in a few year, I prefer my tools to be disease free

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Haha, cut it out guys! Thailand's got some of the most beautiful women in the world! They come down from the northern provinces by the thousands because they can make more money in a month in Bangkok than in several years back home. I don't think any of the upscale massage parlours have any trans. From what i heard, the girls there are incredibly beautiful and the owners do they homework on whom they hire because customer satisfaction is very important to them. The only problem is the $3000USD two-way plane ticket! I'm trying to figure out a way go get past that, or at least get it down to $1500 or so.

I have a good friend in Thailand, and he says its really bad there. I think one of the "women" who won a beauty contest there wasn't a woman after all, more of a man! I don't understand why people do that shit!

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Originally posted by DJMD123 Great googliemoogly!

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Originally posted by alec I have a good friend in Thailand, and he says its really bad there. I think one of the "women" who won a beauty contest there wasn't a woman after all, more of a man! I don't understand why people do that shit!

LMAO are you serious?! How did they find out?

i met this brit guy at a bar in shanghai. no too fancy looking at all, but he was an english teacher in thailand and traveling through asia with the bundle of money he had made from that. he was pissed drunk and so was i, but he told me this story about how you can come on a thai's face and they don't mind, but don't ever come on their buddha. they'll fuk you up.

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