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things that piss you off when your trying to go to sleep...
Argh. Dont you hate it when its 4:30 am and your dead tired, ready to go to sleep, and you suddenly have to take a shit? So regretfully you go into the bathroom to take a shit, which shares a wall with your parents' bedroom so you have to be quiet like the ninja. Once securely inside you realize theres 1/5 a roll of TP left, and the sqeaky closet which contains fresh rolls will wake everyone the fuck up if you dare try to open it. So you have to use tiny little pieces of TP. But first you try to courtesy flush but realize your piece of shit toilet is now clogged.
So you take care of buisness, then carefully pull the heavy porcelain top of the back of the toilet and place it carefully and quietly on the floor (as not to wake everyone up), so you can cut the water off in case the final flush begins to breach the bowl. So through some miracle the damn thing manages to flush. So you go to wash your hands: and - suprise! - your out of soap. After scrubbing your hands with scalding hot water for a while, you quietly ninja your way back into your room, with only your warm, welcoming bed on your mind. As you reach to push your monitors power button, your cellphone suddenly rings. Mind you, your cellphone has an incredibly loud ring gauranteed to be heard throughout the whole house. It's your skater friend, and he wants to know what your up to, and what your doing tomorrow. At 5am. Bewildered, all you can say is "... I dunno.... I'll call you tomorrow...."
I hate it when these things happen. I just felt I'd share that with you. I'm off to motherfucking bed 
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NEW MIX [Feb/March 2008]
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