LMAO
15. Stutter on the letter "p."
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they
called you.
20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you
would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
23. Change your accent every three seconds.
26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap
yourself and say "No, I don't."
27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK.
That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
36. Imitate the order taker's voice.
37. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
52. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated
again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get
it, do you?"
85. Haggle.
90. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
94. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the
background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
ROFFFFFLLLLL
my sides still hurt haha
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