think i might have em..

was sittin at work today, and got a realy itchy sensation on my hole.. really annoyin.. i was workin on the till and there was a massice queue, and i couldn't scratch.. would've loved to have shoved an electric toothbrush up my ass and squiggles it around for a bit

ultimate relief

Uhm...
Did it ever occur to you that people might not want to hear every single repulsive detail of your life?

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lol nevermind

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Why on earth would we want to hear about your piles?

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"Wenn du dich zum Untergrund zählst, reicht es nicht, es nur zu sagen. Du musst auch viel graben, um es zu werden."

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Uhm... Did it ever occur to you that people might not want to hear every single repulsive detail of your life?

but its COR, anything goes. unfortunately sometimes.

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Dave doesn't have any money lying around, but he's got piles up his ass.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

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Originally posted by UglyDave would've loved to have shoved an electric toothbrush up my ass and squiggles it around for a bit ultimate relief

ROFL...odd remedy but I guess it would work

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Originally posted by tranceDJ ROFL...odd remedy but I guess it would work

even without piles i guess it would be pretty nice i'd love to get that colonic irrigation done..

to the rest of u: i dont care if u dislike my posts

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General discussion area... talk about what's on your mind

well dave did exactly that.

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

And Dave has once again proven why his name is "UglyDave" as opposed to "Dave"

scared for life....
WHY?!?!?!

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