UNI - My post semester 1 rant!
Bah! I'm sure there are numerous people reading that will be facing their first day back (or in worst cases, their first day EVER!), at an institute I have labeled "The repetitive fuck-o-matic skitz-o-fuck-a-holic shithole" aka: "University" today or tommorow!
I'm starting to get flashbacks of those sleepless nights where you stay up drinking coffee until 7am, finishing off those 3000+ word essays that you SWORE you would have finished 3 weeks prior to the submission deadline, but of course, leave it to the very last night, then manage to get a 3 day extension by using a forged medical certificate, and then claim to have had numerous deaths within the family and require adequate grieving time for your loss. I mean, really, you would think a university would get suspicious after I claimed that my mum died for the 3rd time (in the same subject too)  but ohhh nooo.
Another thing that I'm starting to dread are those late nights out followed by an early morning lecture, which you just can't manage to stay awake in, even though you have 2 liters of redbull in your system and 6 hash browns which were conveniently purchased and ate at McDonalds at around 4:30am (hash browns after a late night out =  )
And my ultimate pet peeve at university are those DJ nights at the pub where mixing primarily consists of some guy impersonating a DJ, standing around with headphones on, TRYING to look like he knows what he's doing, and then cross fading tracks at near random when he decides he’s had enough of one. 
But on the plus side, 80 percent of all students are female. I don't know if that shows the male demographics inability to succeed at an academic level, but it surely increases my chances of scoring, and for that, I am greatly thankful!
Anyway, if you want to say something about uni, this is the place to do it
-goes and checks out The Official Bored at 2:22am thread- even tho it's 5:00am
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