Dizzy blonde pop star-turned-reality TV queen Jessica Simpson was so convinced she was pregnant after she reading she was expecting in America's gossip magazines, she insisted on a check-up. The singer admits she fell for the rumors about herself after gossips mistook her longing for a pet dog as a strong hint she was about to become a mum. She says, "I think I said I wanted a dog and people thought I wanted a baby. I began to believe the rumors because I was very very sick. I ended up
going to the doctor and being hooked up to an IV. I wasn't pregnant."

I wish I made that much money to be stupid.


some people have it lucky.

if i got paid for my stupidity, i would literally be swimming in cash.

actually if i got paid for every smart-arse comment i come out of, i would have money...im a poor bastard

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

i saw that mtv show 'newly weds' and its pretty funny. she doesn't do anything, she can't even pick up after herself and admits that her mother did everything for her before.

** I had some chinese food tonight for dinner, and I ordered honey chicken.....Well I was on my second bight and I said to my mom " you know, I just noticed that the chicken is covered in honey!!!" Seriously y'all, I knew it was honey chicken, but thought it was teryiaki sauce, not honey. lol. btw, i'm brunette, not blonde!!!!!!! don't flame....

my friend made me watch a couple of episodes of the newlyweds, she is so amazingly stupid. I don't know how Nick, i think thats his name, puts up with her.. could be her amazing body i guess

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So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Blue skys from pain.
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

she is a reciever of the caaaack

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hmm think about how much money her manager ripped off from her

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Originally posted by trancepixie17 ** I had some chinese food tonight for dinner, and I ordered honey chicken.....Well I was on my second bight and I said to my mom " you know, I just noticed that the chicken is covered in honey!!!" Seriously y'all, I knew it was honey chicken, but thought it was teryiaki sauce, not honey. lol. btw, i'm brunette, not blonde!!!!!!! don't flame....

biggest pet peeve: when people (like jessica simpson) realize that other peoples stupidity makes them somewhat funny.. so they (very much like twatpixie)try to be stupid too so that other people will laugh at them too.. twatpixie17.. what do you want us to say? hehehehehe!!!one!!oneone!! you're like SoOoOo SiLLy.. LiKe OMg.. you must be blonde..!!
only with you to come back and say ''no seriously ya'all!! i'm soooooo silly.. but i'm brunette.. hehe i'm SoOoOo STUPID..!* hheheheheehee*"
you just basically owned yourself... and only bcuz nobody else wanted to.. you are a dumbass.. you should be executed just because you thought you were funny and you pissed me off this bad.
=sammee

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Originally posted by Massive84 hmm think about how much money her manager ripped off from her

her dad's her manager...
but yeah.. could happen..
i'm a fan of the show but it's annoying.. and it almost seems like it becomes more and more fake everytime i see it.. i read an interview with her and she said something along the lines of.. 'nick and i are thinking up some funny things for me to say in the 2nd season'.. and i was like hmmmm.. either she's really dumb.. or just so smart that she can pull this off.. i don't like her.. but nick's hot.
another show that seems to be very fake this year.. real world san fran.. is that where they are? i mean.. i still watch it.. but it almost seems like they're reading off cue cards by the way they talk.. who knows
=sammee

shes blonde, when you are blonde people do stuff for you and not doing anything yourself makes you stupid

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i like how she got confused b/c of the term for yuna 'chicken of the sea' and she was asking if tuna was chicken or fish.

that was grrreat.