Today was my mother's 51st birthday and my dad got chinese food on the way home from work
so after we ate he went outside for a cig like he always does and my mom and i realized we had fortune cookies
She opens hers and its something along the lines of 'you make good investments businesswise' or some crap like that
I open mine, nothing in it. wtf
never happened before. fortune cookie - fortune = shitty cookie
but then we realized that my dad's was still there!
so i opened that...no fortune either
if all the planets are alligned or anything like that im gonna start gettins weirded out
The best one I got was "Your every wish will come true" I started making wishes left and right...but the bastard cookie lied to me, my wishes never came true.
So the moral of the story is this: All cookies are lying bastards, and shouldn't be taken too seriously.
Mar-09-2004 00:22
Boomer187
Spicy Hotdog
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA
aren't you suppose to add, "in bed" to the end of all these fortunes.
They are much cooler....
"you are surrounded by fortune hunters in bed"
"you will soon recieve good advice in bed"
"You'll get spanked by a fisherman in bed"
see, fun with fortunes.
Mar-09-2004 00:35
whiskers
old skool
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams
quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
aren't you suppose to add, "in bed" to the end of all these fortunes.
They are much cooler....
"you are surrounded by fortune hunters in bed"
"you will soon recieve good advice in bed"
"You'll get spanked by a fisherman in bed"
see, fun with fortunes.
i don't even know where to start making fun of you.
let's just leave at the "freudian slip" and "didn't get laid" implications. you owe me a virtual prize
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Mar-09-2004 00:36
Boomer187
Spicy Hotdog
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA
quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
i don't even know where to start making fun of you.
let's just leave at the "freudian slip" and "didn't get laid" implications. you owe me a virtual prize
I owe you a virtual pen0r in the m0uth.
not freudian slip, this girl I didn't have sex with always did that.
Mar-09-2004 00:45
mezzir
BEES?
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: assachusetts
the in bed thing was great and funny until i was with three friends and got 'spend more time with family members'
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Bad omen?
