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Originally posted by The Police Chief Police announced they must stop all patrols, because their squad cars have run out of gas. "We can't buy new cars until the next budget year,"

I want them protecting my city.

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Originally outlawed by The Town Counsel Superman capes, for residents' protection.

Good Idea. ROFL

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Originally said by Marty Simpkind the Mayor "We'd be real happy going from 75 to 95. That's two points, right?"

Thank you Weeky World News.

Last edited by StealthAssassin on Mar-07-2004 at 07:46

ROFL 'Originally posted by The Police Chief'

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Originally posted by DJFreaq wtf Ygrene is energy backwards

Sergio Jimenez - Hiatus pt.1, June 07 Compilation
http://myspace.com/sergiojimenez

wth is this real?


edit: nm, wait for the stop sign to change? haha

I feel ashamed to be from the same country

that is like proper cool.

id love to live in a town like that. where as i am more 1337

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

Haha
funny as hell
but there's now way that's real
their stupidity is too typical to jokes you hear
but i guess those jokes gotta come from somewhere

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Maybe its something in the water.

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An abandoned warehouse burned to the ground because firefighters didn't hook their hoses to water hydrants. "I always thought the water was already in the truck," says a firehouse commander. "Somebody should've said something about those hydrant things."

"Australia"


why the fuck did it have to be from my country

"dumbasses. absolute dumbasses"

=====that is 2 say the people of cooley