I don't mean to offend anyone who may be a fan, its just that whenever Nelly Furtado opens her mouth to sing, I feel the need to open mine as well ... to puke. All over my nice new shoes if necessary.

Seriously, she sings, I yak - true story. Its getting messy over here.

And its not that I choose to listen to her. "Easy Listening" music comes out of the phones at the office, and I can't do anything about it. And, apparantly, Nelly Furtado is "Easy Listening"

I guess hearing a voice that sounds like a little kid sing with a crayon up their nose is 'Easy' on the ears... but I wouldn't call her Easy Listening. I'd call her an Aural Laxative.

I swear I'm not bitter, its just that I miss my breakfast, is all.

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We are the ones we've been waiting for

yes i agree with you wholeheartedly
i guess its worse for u over there, but on the other hand u could kill her more easily than i

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All the weekend rockstars in the toilets
Practicing their lines

This post is better than your post

She's Portuguese. She's Hot. And I'd hit it

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Few of my all time favorites:

Benz & MD - Oneric
Madoka - Plataforma
Solid Globe - North Pole
Quivver - Space Maneuvers Part 3
Digital Witchcraft - Brindavan (Grayarea's Purge the Inventory Mix)

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Originally posted by T-1000 And I'd hit it

I'd hit it too, but over here that's assault.

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Originally posted by sooper I guess hearing a voice that sounds like a little kid sing with a crayon up their nose is 'Easy' on the ears... but I wouldn't call her Easy Listening. I'd call her an Aural Laxative.

Ahaha that's great, gonna have to remember that one.

hahahhahah...so true...they should add a segmant in all the idol shows around the world...where they take the people who are already signed and famous but happen to suck when it comes to singing...then tell them that its common knowledge that they have no talent and ask y in hell they are signed. Maybe make a tomato day for the audience too. Wouldnt u pay to throw things at nelly?

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Originally posted by sooper I don't mean to offend anyone who may be a fan, its just that whenever Nelly Furtado opens her mouth to sing, I feel the need to open mine as well ... to puke.

A-MEN. Nelly Furtado sucks. She is hot, though...damn, why can't she be more like Justine Suissa? Not that hot, but her amazing voice makes her seem so much hotter...ah well.

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Nelly Craptado - The other day I enjoyed listening to Nelly, then I realized it was just me making diarehea.

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Originally posted by djeternal hahahhahah...so true...they should add a segmant in all the idol shows around the world...where they take the people who are already signed and famous but happen to suck when it comes to singing...then tell them that its common knowledge that they have no talent and ask y in hell they are signed. Maybe make a tomato day for the audience too. Wouldnt u pay to throw things at nelly?

lol, American De-Idol


my friend sent me her newest "hit" and I listened to it, was like, uh no