Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kds
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them

Good : Your husband understands fashion
Bad : He's a cross-dresser
Ugly : He looks better than you

Good : Your son's finally maturing
Bad : He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly : So are you

Good : You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad : She keeps interrupting
Ugly : With corrections

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer

Good : The postman's early
Bad : He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly : You gave him nothing for Christmas

Good : Your daughter got a new job
Bad : As a hooker
Ugly : Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do

Good : You're son is dating someone new
Bad : It's another man
Ugly : He's your best friend

Good : You're wife is pregnant
Bad : It's triplets
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago

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Few of my all time favorites:

Benz & MD - Oneric
Madoka - Plataforma
Solid Globe - North Pole
Quivver - Space Maneuvers Part 3
Digital Witchcraft - Brindavan (Grayarea's Purge the Inventory Mix)

quote:

Originally posted by T-1000 Good : You're son is dating someone new Bad : It's another man Ugly : He's your best friend

Haha, that's brilliant.

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good stuff my first laugh of the day

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GIGANTIC CUNT

quote:

Originally posted by T-1000 Good: Your wife's not talking to you

hehe

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[ I May Upload Something Someday ]

I want more of those!!!!

Pure class

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Nice one

that was great !

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The soul is the energy within us,
the music is the sound we hear,
the beat is what we feel,
the trance is the resulting state of mind which one achieves
once the soul, the sound,
and the beat become one.

code:
TAOISM                  SHIT HAPPENS 
HARE KRISHNA            SHIT HAPPENS, RAMA, RAMA, DING, DING 
HINDUISM                THIS SHIT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE 
ISLAM                   IF SHIT HAPPENS, TAKE A HOSTAGE 
ZEN                     WHAT IS THE SOUND OF SHIT HAPPENING? 
BUDDHISM                WHEN SHIT HAPPENS, IS IT REALLY SHIT? 
CONFUCIANISM            CONFUCIUS SAY, "SHIT HAPPENS" 
7TH DAY ADVENTIST       SHIT HAPPENS ON SATURDAYS 
CALVINISM               SHIT WON'T HAPPEN IF I WORK HARDER 
CATHOLICISM             IF SHIT HAPPENS, I DESERVE IT 
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS       KNOCK KNOCK "SHIT HAPPENS" 
UNITARIANISM            WHAT IS THIS SHIT? 
MORMON                  SHIT HAPPENS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN 
JUDAISM                 WHY DOES THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? 
RASTAFARIANISM          LET'S SMOKE THIS SHIT 
SATANISM                LET'S MAKE SHIT 
AGNOSTIC                MAYBE SHIT DOES HAPPEN 
ATHEIST                 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT 
CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST     LET'S DEFINE THIS SHIT 
SCIENTOLOGIST           PAY ME FOR THIS SHIT

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lol...

quote:

Originally posted by whiskers code: TAOISM SHIT HAPPENS HARE KRISHNA SHIT HAPPENS, RAMA, RAMA, DING, DING HINDUISM THIS SHIT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE ISLAM IF SHIT HAPPENS, TAKE A HOSTAGE ZEN WHAT IS THE SOUND OF SHIT HAPPENING? BUDDHISM WHEN SHIT HAPPENS, IS IT REALLY SHIT? CONFUCIANISM CONFUCIUS SAY, "SHIT HAPPENS" 7TH DAY ADVENTIST SHIT HAPPENS ON SATURDAYS CALVINISM SHIT WON'T HAPPEN IF I WORK HARDER CATHOLICISM IF SHIT HAPPENS, I DESERVE IT JEHOVAH'S WITNESS KNOCK KNOCK "SHIT HAPPENS" UNITARIANISM WHAT IS THIS SHIT? MORMON SHIT HAPPENS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN JUDAISM WHY DOES THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? RASTAFARIANISM LET'S SMOKE THIS SHIT SATANISM LET'S MAKE SHIT AGNOSTIC MAYBE SHIT DOES HAPPEN ATHEIST I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST LET'S DEFINE THIS SHIT SCIENTOLOGIST PAY ME FOR THIS SHIT

I've got the T-shirt, mwahahaha...

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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here