Hmmm... if Vaseline is petroleum jelly, and napalm is jellied petroleum, is Vaseline napalm?

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The difference is a bit more complicated than that, son.

Love the smell of napalm in the morning.

No.

OMG IT BURNS


IT BURNS

MAKE IT STOP

OH NO


MY PENIS

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Darn, so next time I see someone doing it, I shouldn't try to light their parts on fire?

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its funny watching people try to wiipe napalm off themselves. Say it is on your left arm. if you wipie with your right arm it sticks to your right arm and also stays on you left....


aahh, fun with destruction and death.

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Darn, so next time I see someone doing it, I shouldn't try to light their parts on fire?

That depends who they are. It's just you might want to use a blowtorch.

We used to buy 250 packs of styrofoam cups and a few gallons of gasoline, and mix the two up in a bucket and cause all sorts of crazy shit.

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i can't believe anyone quoted this yet, but Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, you could make napalm?

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Originally posted by whiskers i can't believe anyone quoted this yet, but Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, you could make napalm?

And if you breed tomato plants with a cactus you get weed?

Wtf is that stupid recipe you just said

The Parker-Morris Building won't be here in nine minutes. You take enough blasting gelatin and wrap the foundation columns of anything, you can topple any building in the world. You have to tamp it good and tight with sandbags so the blast goes against the column and not out into the parking garage around the column.

This how-to stuff isn't in any history book.

The three ways to make napalm: One, you can mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate. Two, you can mix equal parts of gasoline and diet cola. Three, you can dissolve crumbled cat litter in gasoline until the mixture is thick.

Ask me how to make nerve gas. Oh, all those crazy car bombs. Nine minutes.

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styrofoam and gasoline = best concoction. sticks like glue to anything. dish detergent and a gastank also makes a pretty volatile mix.

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